Why aren't cpus implemented in bipolar technologies - power consumption and device geometry! You can try and find something like a Signetics 8X300 or AMD 29100 if you really like bipolar. There also some mil-spec 1750 cpus done in bipolar - Fairchild microflame. Bascom doesn't support these though, you might have to use a language called Jovial.

As for the fab process vs cpu speed vs ringing on your magic AT89C51ED2 running compiled basic doing >16 PIDs - how are you measuring the ALE? I dare say it is the equipment and/or technique you're using. CMOS being slower, one would expect less problems with ringing vs bipolar technologies. I think the ringing involved here is the dealer calling for his money.

Actually, if they did make bipolar cpus, then we would be able to crack encryption in short order thus upsetting the NSA. Thus the feds wouldn't have anything over us. Since we'd be able to crack encryption, we wouldn't need to grow to earn an income. This would upset the natural order so nature wouldn't balance itself exacerbating the El Camino effect.

Are you telling me if I overclock my microwave oven to 40GHz, that my weed will dry quicker and not draw any more current?

I think we'll nickname you the 'Farmer' as you seem to pack a mean haystack.