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02/16/07 17:51
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#133139 - the way to do it ...
Responding to: ???'s previous message
(1) find the slowest conceivable PC, with the minimum of HD capacity, and the minimum of semidonductor memory on which the target software is supposed to run, e.g. 16 MHz 386sx with 32 MB of RAM. That's the development platform.

(2) put the development team in a lead-lined room with those platforms, no ipods, no telephones of any kind, a limited supply of coffee, one water cooler, filled, of course, then weld the doors shut. No food or bathroom breaks until the product is completely documented, developed and debugged, and thoroughly verified to adhere to the design specification.

(3) if the team fails to deliver a totally bug-free product on schedule, evacuate the room of air. After another 5 days, fill the room with concrete.

Maybe that will get the team to stop playing and focus on the task at hand.

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A third way?            01/01/70 00:00      
   NO!!! That's WAY too slow!            01/01/70 00:00      
   Do you not remember that on out old 10MHz PCs thin            01/01/70 00:00      
      this exactly right            01/01/70 00:00      
         Jez, re "elegant code"            01/01/70 00:00      
      Actually            01/01/70 00:00      
         I was cauteous            01/01/70 00:00      
            Our code has to be elegant            01/01/70 00:00      
   What about ...            01/01/70 00:00      
   Fine with me            01/01/70 00:00      
      Try NetBeans            01/01/70 00:00      
         NetBeans            01/01/70 00:00      
      Really?            01/01/70 00:00      
         I've observed that, too ... How do they do it?            01/01/70 00:00      
         Oh, you have managed to port it :)            01/01/70 00:00      
         And..???            01/01/70 00:00      
            and fast too?            01/01/70 00:00      
               Different worlds            01/01/70 00:00      
                  "buy a faster PC"            01/01/70 00:00      
                     Buying faster PC... by the time it's finished...            01/01/70 00:00      
                     Yep.            01/01/70 00:00      
                        developers idiotic attitude that everyone else            01/01/70 00:00      
                        the way to do it ...            01/01/70 00:00      
                           would the above not make the usual            01/01/70 00:00      
                              It would make 'em anxious to get the job done            01/01/70 00:00      
            what?            01/01/70 00:00      
               No!            01/01/70 00:00      

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