Right, let's factor that out.

Using your example with Erik's new C-like language:

    char buf1 [48];

becomes:

    buf1 char [48];

And then, if I understand the spirit of the malformations:

    var buf1: array [0..47] of byte;

becomes:

    var byte: array [0..47] of buf1;

For new additions to our vocabulary, we now have:

• Cidiocy


• Cidiot


• Erikraziness