Hi Richard,



Whose?

Now seriously, congratulations. And if you like my wit, here's a few more.

Many years ago my mother used to ask me when I was getting married. I told her I could have any woman I pleased, I just hadn't pleased any yet.

Then I did get married. When my wife was visibly pregnant with our first child, I introduced her to a group at church as being, "great with child." I then added she was pretty good without child too.

Of course, now that we have two sons, both teenagers, I tell people they're her sons by her first husband.

Merry Christmas Richard, and everyone else.

Except Steve and Andy and the others in England. To you, Happy Christmas!

And to all a Blessed New Year!