Joke for the Week
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The software development cycle:

1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing
department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.
4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and
discovers 15 new bugs.
5. Repeat steps 3 and 4 three times.
6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product
announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the
product is released.
7. Users find 137 new bugs.
8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere
to be found.
9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs,
but introduce 456 new ones.
10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard
from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.
11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using
profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a
programmer to redo program from scratch.
13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.


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